May As Well Start With Some Piety ...

I'm sure the BVM spoke very properly, but this sign (in Malacca) still amused me very much.

When I was a schoolteacher, one of my colleagues set her class an English composition exercise on "What My Family Does On Sundays".

A student's piece began:

My family goes to mass every Sunday. My church is called Our Lady of Perpetual Sucker.